gahdamnpunk:

Tell them the air is halal too

(via the-frozone-layer)

socialistexan:

soloveitchik:

taggediconic:

soloveitchik:

The customer is never right

normalize the customer never being right

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diddi-p:

this gets funnier with each passing year

(Source: milokerrigan, via the-frozone-layer)

luminarai:

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

(via the-frozone-layer)

trukingofskeletonhell:

pyrlspite:

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

Goblin Market

(via the-frozone-layer)

phantomrose96:
“Well oneof you is lying
”

phantomrose96:

Well oneof you is lying

(via the-frozone-layer)

beetledrink:

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facebook is currently trying to sell me a swarovski yoda

(via yafpot)

caden:
“ e-seal:
“ zvaigzdelasas:
“It be like that
”
I know he ate a seal
” ”

caden:

e-seal:

zvaigzdelasas:

It be like that

I know he ate a seal

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(Source: Flickr / squiver, via yafpot)

potamideriver:

apersnicketylemon:

Just a reminder, but you do not need to “earn” being tired.

You’re allowed to be tired, even if you haven’t “done” anything and you’re allowed to be tired even if you did less than someone else.

Being tired is a normal thing your body does for a whole plethora of reasons, and is a basic bodily function. You don’t need to “earn” basic bodily functions, no matter what anyone else tells you.

hey hey hey this is really important, especially as a reminder to people with disorders that cause chronic exhaustion.

(via yafpot)

56kc13:
“The transfer is complete
”

56kc13:

The transfer is complete

(Source: reddit.com, via dailyhangover)

showerthoughtsofficial:

We’re all here today because millions of organisms had millions of orgasms over millions of years.

(Source: reddit.com)

digdembones:

digdembones:

digdembones:

digdembones:

If you are an adult man and you call teenage girls Babe I am going to crush your skull like a grape

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Literally imagine talking to a child like this

(Source: phase2, via waltzfordeborah)